I go in to give Rachel a kiss and she sticks out her tongue to lick me.
Me: Uh, what are you doing?
Her: We're warrior cats, and that's how cats kiss.
Me: Hmm, well when you're a person again, then you can kiss me. Okay?
Yeah, I don't like to be licked and I don't care if it is a sweet little four year old girl that I made.